why not?

I JUST DROVE TO OAKRIDGE AND BOUGHT THINGS AND IT WAS WONDERFUL

Life would be so much better if we didn’t have noses

WE IZ F@M0U$$$

My face! Maybe now my mother will love me.

My room is cold.

So. Cold.

I just want teeth so white they burn people’s eyes out. Is that so much to ask?

I just had to check facebook to remember how to spell my name.

I don’t have time for feelings, dammit!

My sister: Why don't you like Legally Blonde?
My sister: Oh right, you're angsty.
Me: 
My sister: 
Me: 
My sister: 
Me: 

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Thank you so much for the offer, but I think I’m going to play with Toshi instead.