things that are way harder than they should be:
- spreading cold butter on soft bread
- getting a good education
- sacrificing a child for the glory of our lord satan in public
- loving whoever you want
- getting asked to go on a date i mean seriously damn
^the least California sentence I have ever written.
Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).
Don’t mean to strengthen the stereotype here, but I lost my calculator and I think I’m going to cry.
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal